TOP 50 EMBARASSEMENTS WE FEAR MOST
1.Forgetting someone's name when introducing them.
2.tripping up in public
3.getting someone's name wrong
4.Getting food stains/splashes on your clothes
5.Not being noticed by someone you are waving at.
6.getting food stuck in your teeth
7.Thinking someone is waving at you when they arent
8.Being late
9.Forgetting where you parked
10.burping accidentally
11.getting lost
12.having sweat patches
13.snorting while laughing
14.leaving your flies undone
15.when food goes down the wrong way
16.talking about someone not knowing they are in earshot
17.accidentally texting the wrong person
18.dropping things in supermarket
19.someone trying to get in the bathroom when you are using it.
20.stalling your car at traffic lights
21.running for a bus and seeing it pull away
22.being honked at by another driver
23.making an error at the self check out
24.treading in dog mess
25.wearing odd socks
26.being id d
27.locking yourself out of the house
28.getting stuck in clothing while trying it on
29.getting too drunk at a wedding
30.forgetting important documents
31.having lipstick on your teeth
32.dropping a drink in a pub
33.treading on a strangers foot
34.accidentally liking someone you fancy on facebook.
35.snoring on a train
36.putting clothes on inside out/upside down
37.walking into a lamp post
38.accidentally calling someone mum/dad
39.falling of a bike
40.dribbling while sleeping on a train
41.not noticing ink marks on your face
42.leaving blobs of shaving foam on your face
43.your mum kissing you in public
44.getting stuck in revolving doors
45.accidentally cc ing someone in an email about them
46.sharing something on social media which was meant to be private
47.socks being tucked into your trousers
48.accidentally sending a revealing picture to the wrong person
49.having your towel stolen or taken while showering.
Missed the 50th ;)
I then thought i will make it a bit more Nigerian in keeping with our own most embarrassing moments
1.sleeping in a bus and waking up at the last stop.
2.chatting a girl up and she gives you a massive embarrassment
3.split trousers/skirt in public.
4.being splashed with mud/muddy water by passing car bike on your way to an important engagement appointment.
5.approaching someone to ask for directions and being shunned.
6.tapping someone you though was a friend on the back he/she turns round and is a complete stranger.
7.your dad/mum(african parents) embarrassing you in front of your friends.
8.Un intentionally cutting the queue and being challenged and shouted at to join at the back.
9.forgetting to use a deodorant/after shave and then the in editable sweat patches body odour.
10.being wrong about someone you though fancies you.
11. shirt/coat/skirt getting caught in car door.
12.being ambushed to speak in public in front of a crowd
13.the pastor using you/your issue as the topic of a sermon
14.group pf girls/guys giggling and shooting furtive glances at you
15.young teenagers M/F whistling,making cat calls and comments as you pass
16.being a victim of practical jokes
17.toilet not flushing after use while you are a visitor in someone's home
18.greeting someone who then shuns you
19.asking for directions while everyone is busy rushing past and no one stopping to help
20.being alone while an ex is with a gorgeous new partner and showing off
21.palm oil,stew stain on your tie shirt after lunch break
22.trying a cloth on and it rips slightly
23.loud fart in a very quiet solemn surrounding especially if you are female
24.being cut off the phone while speaking
25.not having enough money to cover first date and she having to chip in to complete the bill
26. first visit and new bf/gf's mum telling you that he/she is only 17 much younger than you and will appreciate if you dont see them again.
27.your partner saying no to a wedding proposal in front of everyone
28.while trying to correct someone's gbagaun you make a bigger one with everyone sniggering and correcting you
29.over dressing to a function where everyone is in casuals
30.mistakenly yawning and the camera picking up on it
31.your phone rings in a church service or important lecture/meeting
32.embarassing ringtone keeps on ringing while you r trying to shut it off
33.your date looks much worse in real life as opposed to pics
34.being ignored y a friend on twitter
35.an embarrassing incident you ll prefer hidden is revealed about you and you had no idea until much later on
36.everyone mumbling and whispering behind your back and looking at you funny while you dont have any idea why
37.falling into a gutter
38.a friend you have not seen in a while gives you his/her number,asks you to dial it for them to have your number and you are out of call credits
39.your shoe sole,buckles comes off in public
40.cant find train/bus ticket when conductor asks for it on the train/bus
41.your childhood pictures surfacing especially birthday ones with the funny cake cabin biscuit and 5 bottles of coke and fanta
42.office clerk mistakenly delivers a set of roses and gift to you and after you have been showing it off comes to collect it back and gives it to the recipient..one of the people you have shown it off to
43.morning after making an ass of yourself while drunk during an office party
44.caught in the act while dancing azonto or etighi in the office
45.being embarrassed by a child in public
46.forgot to pay for your food and the attendants chasing and catching up with you in front of everyone,asking you for money
47.car breaks down in busy traffic
48.standing alone at a party while other guests are chatting with each other
49.piece of meat splashes pepper all over you as you try biting a piece and tearing off
50.tripping on a stone or anything and falling
These lists are by no means exhaustive add more if you feel you can do better ;-)
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